Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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