toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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