so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
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