Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
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