so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
The adults are the big ones right?
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
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