I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
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