you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
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