A little boy walked by his parents room one night, looked through the keyhole, and said "and that bitch tells me to stop sucking my thumb!"
Turns out, Windex will cut right through semen stains on a computer case.
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
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