Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
I woke up with my face in a pile of pancakes and 3000 mistakes.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
so you had a one ended conversation with the toilet las night in between barfs. you kept telling the toilet how strong it was because its gone through a lot of shit in its life.
drunk me is so punny.
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
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