dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
I got inside last night via doggy door
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
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