I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
So gin and wine won't be happening again
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
Woke up in her bed this morning with a half used condom stuck to the side of my face
How can a condom be "half used"?
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
Date #3: He brought me a mason jar full of organic weed that he grew on his property. Will you be the witness when we sign our marriage license?
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
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