Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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