Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
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