He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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