Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
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