Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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