I hate all girls vehemently.
yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
so i was supposed to be to work at 8..but its 9:15 and im currently standing stoned in the middle of holiday...with a bag with three doughnuts, two redbulls, and a slim jim..
god i miss watching you do this...
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
I'm passing your future prison.
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
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