Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
MIDGETS
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Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
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