I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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