I wannas sexs uuuuu
oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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