I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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