dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
Ran into my prostitute at Costco yesterday. She was with her boyfriend, I was with my kids. Awwwwkward.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
You told her to step on the scale because you had whiskey goggles, and scales don't lie.
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
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