I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
I went golfing for the first time today!! Aren't you proud?
Driving a golf cart around all day with a keg attatched to the back doesn't exactly count as golfing
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
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