The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
That awkward moment when you realize you've been secretly blackout dating someone for three months. Drunk me is in a committed relationship.
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
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