Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
i woke up to my roommate spraying cooking spray on my legs. fourth time this has happened. not cool.
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
I have an explanation for how we got this drunk this fast... but you wont like it. We are officially in complete liver failure.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
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