Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
The sky will open, cue choir of angels: "oh! wow! Matt was right! Not only will I grow out my bush, but I'm going to date straight, available men!"
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
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