why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
I just want you to know that if I ever had to fight man eating flowers or flying turtles to save my friends they'd be fucked. No one's worth all that bullshit. PS I really need to stop playing Wii while drunk.
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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