How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
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