I'll pay for our taxi if you let me makeout with the drummer and we don't leave RIGHT when the bassist does.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
Dude, just found out there's a monster in a video game named after me. No more dating nerds.
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
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