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  Having to grow a landing strip to cover the bruises from pole dancing. Thanks for the birthday present, but next time, maybe just a gift card?

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• Ouch.

  Submitted by kin_in_in on Dec 18, 12 at 5:17pm

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• You're welcome, Mom.

  Submitted by W_T_F on Dec 18, 12 at 8:46pm

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• I bet I could kiss it and make it better!

  Submitted by Massive_Attack on Dec 20, 12 at 11:17am

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• Nay he said! Nay!

  Submitted by slothistotle on Dec 20, 12 at 6:44pm

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