Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
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