Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
Lock the bathroom door next time you are going to masterbate with the shower head, okay?
I was just power-washing my vagina.
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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