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But I always wanted my obit to read "Died violently in casino orgy," not "Never woke up from rectal surgery."
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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