Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
I just convinced a girl to drink my spit cup cuz I said it was dark beer and would get her drunk faster. I dare you to try something better.
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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