their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Yo dont text me then not text me
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
Can we get blazed at 9:06 on sunday and reenact the moment of my birth?
I get to be your mom.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
He stood me up and then his cat died. I feel like this is Gods way of saying he's on my side, even after the tequila fiasco.
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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