The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
I don't want my vagina anymore.
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
There is a huge fucking spider in my bathroom....I can just burn our apartment down right? What do you need me to grab?
I wasn't going to drink tonight, but was reminded this is the anniversary of prohibition being repealed. If I don't, then I am against my profession of bartending and anti-American, right?
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
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