Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
It was laundry day and I was wearing last xmas undies. he took one look and went...you's a ho, ho, ho. my response you ask? for less dough, dough, dough. I'm a slut.
with a sacreligious after taste.
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
you scanned your fake to get into the dorm last night and when the lady told you it was the wrong card you looked at her and said this is who i am thursday night
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
My dad used the quotation mark gesture with his hands when he asked how my "roommate" was doing.
That may be because I drunkenly sent him a pick of you two curled up together like kittens. Two very buff kittens.
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
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