I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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