there was 4 little kids screaming in high pitched voices at the top of their lungs at the sox game and their mom just leaned over to me and said 'if thats not birth control i dont know what is'
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
The woman at the nail salon waxing my lip just showed me the strip with all the hair on it while smirking. Apparenltly 'you have a stache' can be communicated through a language barrier.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
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