My brain says no but my pants say off.
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
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