is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
today i learned why jack sparrow loved rum so fucking much
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
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