If i come over, it means nothing
If you text me again I will gut all of your stuffed animals.
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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