Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
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