So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
Why is there no Netflix category for "I just wanna cry, but I don't have time for a whole romcom"?
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
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