omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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