How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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