You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
He sent me a snapchat of himself growing a double chin. I think we're past the stage where there's any risk of us sleeping together. Ever.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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