I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
Me. At least after what I've been through.
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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