No, you can still breathe under the balls.
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
I deserve to be covered in dicks
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
The fact that the praying hands are in my top emojis defines how 2016 is going so far
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize
