i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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