Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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