My room smells like vodka and shame
I'm at the doctor and the male nurse (haha) asked me if I smoked, drank or did drugs, and when he said 'drugs' he looked me right in the eye and did a perfect wrist rocket.
I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
the russians are downstairs with the vodka loudly proclaiming happy birthday america. i don't care if it's the fourth, i care that it's 9 am and they woke me up.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
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