Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
My roommate was eating ketchup out of a bowl. Get me the hell out of here.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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