they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
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